making a tail
excreting, cr-pping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a sh-t, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
as sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, “heavens to betsy” and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.
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