making muffins


when a cat “kneads” their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.
aww fluffy’s so cute! she’s making m-ffins on my pillow!
unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make m-ffins. making m-ffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect m-ffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. when kitties make m-ffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)
did you just see that?! gooch was just making m-ffins!
the act of having s-x with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring m-ffin.
what did you do this weekend jake?
i wuz makin m-ffins!
ahhh yeah.

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