Making Udon
doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in s-xual activity quite loudly. often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it’s over.
ahhh! cr-p! i was making udon. when’s it okay to come back out?
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