makinlee is the best person you will ever meet. she is loved by everyone who comes across her path. some people are jealous of her, but that’s because they know they will never be as amazing as her. sometimes she can be rude, just don’t get on her bad side and you’ll be fine.
guy one: can i get me a makinlee
guy two: yeah dude she’s hot
guy three: she’s the best i love makinlees
- beer selfie
a selfie taken with beer as the secondary subject, regardless of whether it is drunk* or undrunk*. *applies to both the primary and secondary subjects. mo posted a beer selfie, but neither one was drunk!
f*ck if i know oh look, an aaryln
- the sjw game
a game in which a social justice warrior (often privileged upper cl*ss white people in their 20s) play which consists of two rounds. round 1 is a contest to see who can explain how any given non-offensive comment is in fact hate speech or a “microagression”. round 2 is a contest to see who can […]
- bottle rubbing
the act of sticking one’s p*n*s in a sports drink bottle. “when i went into the bathroom, i saw robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!”