Makkitize
1. taking a sale from mere cents, to emptying the customers pockets.
2. making the customer believe they got the best deal in town, even though they wont figure out why they mortgaged their home to fix their car.
3. instilling a false confidence in sales in order to hit your quota by any means necessary.
” the customer was makkitized when he fixed his vehicle.”
” we managed to take an initial sale of 5.00 and makkitize it to 1,500.00
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