Makura
s-x with a dakimakura or love pillow.
a makura is a person that has found having consentual s-x with dakimakura or love pillow very fulfilling and pleasureable. one reason is that a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a s-x object like chopper sik b-lls).
makura devotees claim that masturbation is impersonal, that -j-c-l-t–n into thin air may to be disappointing, while c-mming against your dakimakura to be very satisfying.
makura is a form of safe s-x, because you cannot catch a std from your pillow unless you share it with somebody makura-bang, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
justin loves his dakamakura, c-ssandra, “i think he may be a makura -boy”.
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