Malakai


malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. he is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
i dare u ask out the hottest person in school, malakai
a gorgeous and handsome fella! very fun and energetic
on seeing a very good looking guy oooo there goes amalakai
primate, usually found only on the virgin islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. his primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. this is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
malakai: ugh ugh i beat you up
normal peace loving individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
primate, usually found only on the virgin islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. his primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. this is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. like a monkey.
malakai : ugh..ugh…i beat you up.
metros-xual peace-loving individual: throws a banana and walks away.
small, annoying half black person. usually found around people living peaceful lives annoying the sh-t out of them..
look at that little malakai p-ssing off those people

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