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• premium white

  noun: a viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as s-m-n. however, it is discribed as “premium” to denote that it is the first -j-c-l-t–n in a long while. implying that the s-m-n has been stored away for someone, or something special. “g-d d-mn! i’d wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her […]

• Pre-net

  any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet – e.g. a book is a form of pre-net. man: dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer! dude: no way man, that sounds bogus. man: nah homie, for shizzle, […]

• Pretty Litter

  what girls leave in their wake after getting ready for a night out my roommate must have had a date last night– our bathroom was filled with pretty litter.

• Pretzel Vagina

  when a woman’s v-g-n- is so overly dry not even ky jelly can help. basically a lost cause for men. a phrase often paired with cheese t-ts. “how was your night with the old lady, she didn’t have pretzel v-g-n- again did she?” “i’d have s-x with her if she didn’t have such cheese t-ts […]

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