malaysian handjob


when you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your d-ck, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. they be too poor for lube.
dude i’ve been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob

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