maldo


n – a short little man with a severe napolean complex. often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he’s a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.
“yo, that guy is such a maldo!”
or
“eat your vegetables so you won’t be a maldo when you grow up!”

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