Maldon


a f-g who is power hungry and leeches on other people’s talent.
that -ss jocky maldon is f-ckin our sh-t up again.
a word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. with soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. arizona tea in a big cup. beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
me: yes, trish. i would like more maldon.
trish: okay, here’s some more maldon!
me: yay yummyness!
a sh-thole in the middle of ess-x.

here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
on bus to maldon: “i hope this bus crashes before i get back to maldon”.

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