male penis


a word used by people with no common sense. a p-n-s is always and only on a male. is there ever a real p-n-s attached to a female? no. so just say p-n-s.
idiot: i saw a male p-n-s lying around in the woods!!!
me: a male p-n-s? well i saw a female p-n-s lying around on your bed… dumb-ss.

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