male swamp donkey


a poor old bald drunk b-st-rd, in his 30 ‘ still living with mama. who can’t get it up, it’s hard to screw a piece of rope.
wakes up in his mama’s single wide with his hand holding his rope. mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. male swamp donkeys do it!!!

Read Also:

  • Manzia

    a girl. beautiful in the inner self, can be slightly aggressive, a tranquil and calm friend to have. she is popular and pretty, though mostly a little shy on some edges. crazy and weird, but has a great sense of humor have you seen that manzia?

  • marshmall-hoe

    a person who gives people food items to get them to like and/or fall in love with them icarus: that girl keeps giving me chocolate to try to get me to like her. andy: she’s such a marshmall-hoe

  • masturblastion

    the ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or v-g-n-l fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces. whenever i feel like getting myself off, i make sure that i obtain masturblastion, because if i’m not cleaning up a mess, i’m not doing it right.

  • Maxime

    started from the bottom now shes here. destined for greatness from day1. maxime is also latin adverb for greatly, like liang hey maxime, rena isnt robs wife a popular belgian/french name given to good looking, smart, talented, and cl-ssy boys generally with good tastes in music. the exchange student maxime is so cool, i will […]

  • max longmire

    ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com max longmire has an ex lover named taliah she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate […]


Disclaimer: male swamp donkey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.