Male Thunder Cunt
a male thunder c-nt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder c-nt is a big gaping -ss hole with a smelly unclean small p-ck-r. the gaping hole of -ss which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the -ss hole’s pants. the name thunder c-nt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans v-g-n-. the male version of this problem, is the same, only in the r-ct-m. almost as if something has literally crawled up someone’s -ss and died.
caitlin wont make out with a male thunder c-nt who hits on her when they are bored.
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