Malean


malean (mæli:n)
term for 2 lovers who’s fused into one ent-ty in the worst way possible.
can be used as an adjective and/or noun.
1: jennifer and her boyfriend are always together? at parties, out shopping, even in school?? how do they do it
2: they’re malean, that’s how

1: where’s max and his girlfriend? i haven’t seen them for weeks
2: they went full malean, dude.

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