malebane
any phrase similar to “i just want to be friends!” frequently causes dread in men who haven’t learned the futility of unrequited love.
“hey, baby, wanna f-ck?”
“but, i just want to be friends!”
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- mallstrocity
a giant shopping center that takes over a neighborhood. its a monster of a building and a mecca for the annoying, overspending m-sses. the americana at brand in glendale is an absolute mallstrocity.
- Mama Red Cap
almost human creature that beetles around rathmines wearing a red cap, talking loudly to it’s selves. hat functions as a beacon for psychotic activity but also makes a fine, fine storage vehicle. ideal for carrying spuds. “mama’s red cap is white today.” “sh-t! i didn’t see the change coming.” “you just aren’t street enough.”
- oral copulation
1. to insert the male member (p-n-s) into the mouth in order to derive s-xual pleasure. 2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (v-g-n-) in order to derive s-xual plaesure i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me
- opting out
to kill yourself (i.e. to opt out of life) guy 1: have you seen jay around? guy 2: oh sh-t man, he opted out. guy 1: all my friends seem to be opting out lately guy2: f-ck it, let’s drink can apply to absolutely anything! after you’ve said ‘im opting out’, there really isnt anything […]