malerpies


the extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/v-g-n-l blood vomiting
holy sh-t! what the f-ck man! my p-n-s is just spewing blood!

you probably caught the malerpies from the wal-mart urinal. happened to my best friends uncle’s nephew.

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