malevision
a guy’s inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, “we must be out of ketchup” and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.
dude! you so have malevision…if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!”
Read Also:
- Maliek
malieks are odd creatures. they look like oompa loompas and are very cuddly. they taste like baby carrots o.o girl: aw look at the maliek, he looks nommable
- mall sarger
men or boys who go to the mall to look for hot single girls and try to strike up a conversation and get numbers “hey ladies.could you help me and my friend here, we have a problem” “get outta here you creep. we know you’re just a mall sarger, and we’re not interested. got it?”
- rsfm
an acronym which describes material that is re-used or recycled from former or current users of mysp-ce to another social networking site rsfm=recycled sh-t from mysp-ce i’ve seen those pictures before yo, they so rsfm i’ve just loaded some pics to facebook, they are rsfm
- Klandakian Star
1. a cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles. 2. the emblem of the shintu. the emblem of the shintu warriors is the klandakian star.
- FJSB
finger jack the sh-t box. “dude, i think i’m stuck in the friend zone with this girl.” -tyler “just pull the ole fjsb. finger jack her sh-t box, and you’ll be out of it in no time!” -denver