Malhelsky
a word describing a creepy 23 year old douche with premature balding who matches his polo horses to his under shirts who works at a middle school hall monitor bullsh-t position and hits on girls 2 times younger than him. he brings his wet dreams to life by getting a paycheck to sketch on the local middle school girls.
amanda: “olivia, did you see that creepy malhelsky over there?”
olivia: “yeah he was totally checking out our t-ts.”
amanda: “i gotta go to the bathroom”
olivia: “make sure you angle your p-ssy away from the air vent, that malhelsky installed cameras the other day and will try to get a sneak peak at your kitten.”
– 2 hours later-
malhelsky: “mmmmmm i love me some fresh adolescent pussayyy.. aaaaamanda didn’t realize i put some in the stall she always goes in.” “purrr purrr lil kitten.”
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