hottest girl in the school that doesn’t realize that u really like her. goes out with your best friend. has the fatttttest *ss on campus. a great best friend. super loyal and an overall bad *ss b*tch
wow that malia oliver is soo hot, she has the best eyes, *ss and of course personality!
the act of being pretty jessica is taking forever to get ready for the dance, she’s spent 30 minutes prettying herself up for her date
- alabama turkey slammer
the delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey’s neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving “bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he’d try the alabama turkey slammer. that night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, […]
- dag wobble
the action used to dislodge a piece of fecal matter stubbornly hanging from your b*tt hole while looking. ” man that poo didn’t want to leave, i even had to do the dag wobble to get rid of it”
kind, and comp*ssionate person. loves to do anything with friends. very loyal and giving to others. would do anything for their dog. known for politeness towards others. that girl is a real jastyn… kind, comp*ssionate girl. loves to be with friends, and to giggle. enjoys action and comedy movies. would do anything for her dog. […]