Malikism


making a clean statement dirty by twisting around the meaning to something inapropriate or provocative.
friend: hey did you hear felicia is a vegetarian?

me: wow so she is a lesbian now?

friend: wow, i’m not liking that

malikism you used there dude.

me: get it? she doesn’t like to eat meat.

friend: pervert.

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