Malkaniser
a female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the cl-ss who is not the favoured student.
the term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
coincidently, a malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade c-cktail to be drunk with a twix as a test of manliness.
guy 1: john’s teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher’s pet!
guy 2: dude she’s a malkaniser!
or
guy 3: malkanisers totally make me sick, i’m never drinking that again.
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