malkoff
1. a slightly sub haman animal from the hominid family. often reuses toilet paper and wipes it all over his desired lover.
2. the process of one sh-tting in one’s own hand and using it as a lubricant.
1. you better watch out, you know what happens if you feed the malkoffs.
2. my girlfriend got freaked out when i pulled a malkoff.
1. to stimulate male genitalia by means of vehemently clapping one’s hands together with the genitalia between them at the point of impact.
2. an ape
1. bro, when i saw that picture of your mom naked last night, i couldn’t help but malk-off for hours on end.
2. bro, that malk-off totally malked-me-off at the zoo.
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