1. the act of taking in the *ss. i. e. getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.

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