mall ballin’


mall ballin’ (verb) mall baller (noun)

woman who has s-x for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has s-x for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
“cindy didn’t have the money to buy that new dress at old navy, so she’s mall ballin’ some dude in the arby’s bathroom for 50 bucks”

“i didn’t know cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from claire’s boutique let me know”

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