mall balls


a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp -ss
rick: hey lay up, you wanna go jogging?

lay up: sorry bro, i just got home from shopping. i gotta shower up and rest these mall b-lls for awhile.
when your b-lls get all sweaty,smelly and sticky from walking in the mall all day.
d-mn i got a major case of mall b-lls while shopping all day with mary.

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