Mall Grizzly


it’s a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. one of many mall cop animals.
ralph: it’s been a rough day. the mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

emily: do you think we can trap them? we need some honey.

ralph: no, mall grizzlies don’t eat honey, they eat money!!
it’s a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. one of many mall cop animals.
ralph: it’s been a rough day. the mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

emily: do you think we can trap them? we need some honey.

ralph: no, mall grizzlies don’t eat honey, they eat money!!

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