mall hippie


a person who has the same ideas as a hippie, eats like a hippie, works in a health food store or other place where a bunch of hippies hang out, tries dressing like a hippie but really wears name brand clothing most of the time, but also lives in a nice house and drives an suv
jennifer pretends to be a hippie but everyone knows she is really only a mall hippie

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