Mall Monkeys


the webcomic by eric drobile who kicks all -ss, as well as his award-winning funny -ss comic.
hey f-ggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!
a variation of mall rat. also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
it goes without saying.
people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.
like, that guy over there is such a mall monkey!

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