mall troll


fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or tv evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
in a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at sears.

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