mall trout


any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to sp-wn.
the mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn’t make things any easier.

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