Malldancing


malldancing is the word used to define the phenomenon where two people accidentally confront each other when they walk towards one another and cannot decide which way they will go. this usually leads to either awkward laughter or frustration. the average malldance lasts about two seconds but can occasionally last until one person tells his/her partner to step one either left or right to prevent the situation from becoming any more annoying.
“so i was in the mall yesterday and i was malldancing with almost everyone on the way to the food court.”

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