Maller


a heavy metal fan, particularly in new jersey during the mid to late eighties who frequents and walks around any of the many suburban indoor shopping malls for recreation especially on weekends. attire typically is exemplified by long hair, denim jean jacket with ‘peace sells’ megadeth patch on the back, iron maiden tee shirt, and high top sneakers.

maller: any 80’s metalhead with an old muscle car and slayer blasting out the windows.
people who walk around the mall for exercise.
my grandma is a maller
mmorpg: someone who spends a lot of money in free online role playing games in order to buy stronger items in order to gain an advantage over other players.
guy: you’re only good because you’re a maller. go spend your money on real stuff.
people that go to malls much too often and treat it like it’s an adventure waiting to be had. these people are often seen in hollister and american eagle trying $120 pants on when the $20 counter-part fit just as well.
“wow, look at those dumb -ss preppy mallers”
“the mallers today are getting thick”
i person that will start sentence or a subject and then stop it right away or say “never mind”…sometimes with intenions to cause mental anguish or to provoke someone
person 1- wow, that hot chick really likes you. you should hear what she was saying
person 2- o yea, what was she saying
person 1- never mind
person 2- wtf, dont be a maller

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