Mallie


beautiful small confused girl. bright eyed and loud. she is stunning!! any boy would be lucky to be with her. she’s a girl you’d only find in your dreams.
boy1: i really need a girlfriend.

boy 2: yeah me too, one like mallie.

boy1: agreed.
pr-nounced as “molly”.an umbrella term encomp-ssing the whole of mall-core cultural inhabitants.ranging from so-called “punks” to “goth’s” and “emo’s”often seen hanging around the mall idolizing the newest pair of bondage pants at hottopic.known for bearing an “individual”att-tude,angsty behaviour and an indeterminate att-tude upon the world.often seen dawning the newest mallternative band t-shirts and b-tching at p-sser-by about how their life sucks.often -ssociated with the doom cookie/gloom cookie and scene cultures.often only joining religions or philosophical movements for superficial reasons
mallie”hey you are a poseur,you didn’t buy the new him cd”

real goth”why would i buy something like that when i can listen to eva o or throbbing gristle”

mallie”aww….you suck you’re not an individual!”

real goth”and you are?”

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