Malloy


a man who plays by n-bodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

while his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

depending on the situation malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. however he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.
example 1

police commissioner : ‘you need to start playing by the rules malloy!’

malloy : ‘i play by n-bodies rules. i have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case’

example 2

fire chief : ‘i can’t believe malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules’

fireman : ‘i know, he comes into work drunk too’

secretary : ‘yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.’ -swoon-

fire chief : ‘that’s why i’m putting him forward for the medal of super firefighting’

example 3

man : ‘did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?’

woman : ‘i know, what a f-cking malloy.’
malloy is strictly a strong irish surname,therefore not a verb
my friend’s last name is malloy

dr. malloy

ms. malloy

judge malloy
1. going against the current; speaking your mind regardless of popular opinion; calling people on their bs.

2. to “rip the sh-t out of something you don’t like”

3. by hating everything that people think is neat!
i don’t mean to malloy it, but “alice in wonderland was a piece of sh-t”.

“avatar’s visuals were great, but the story was written by a 3rd grader.” “why do you have to malloy everything?!?!”
(noun) a guy who is generally a jack-ss, by way of using, manipulating, and lying to innocent girls (usually freshmen).
can you believe he did that to her? he is such a malloy!
(verb) to move way too fast in a relationship.

or to shower a young lady with trips and expensive gifts.

i can’t believe he is going to malloy this girl.

it is not like him to malloy a girl like this.

that aruba vacation you have planned with her is so malloy.

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