Mallwalkers
a group of 3 or more people walking side by side at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking all others from getting around them.
i got stuck behind some mallwalkers in the hallway and nearly sh-t myself on the way to the washroom.
i missed my bus because i got trapped behind some f-cking mallwalkers on the sidewalk and i was 5 minutes late.
a spammy type scared dude who is shy but trying to get over it by walking the mall looking for large girls with big saggy b–bs, ink, piercings, and like b-tt s-x with married men who download a bunch of p-rn.
as a mallwalker i’m going to walk the mall looking for sk-nk nasty girls who like b-tt s-x.
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