maloned
completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
origin: karl “the mailman” malone of the l.a. lakers
did you see david robinson get maloned? f-ckin’ malownage. malone just maloned his f-cking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. murphy’s law x 100
“marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but i got maloned when marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver’s h-tch, ripping off the rear b-mper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside.”
maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. this usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.
originates from the character ‘nomi malone’ in paul verhoeven’s showgirls. in this movie, ms. malone pushes a fellow showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of maloning. the other character pushed down the stairs was ‘maloned.’
“tonya harding totally maloned nancy kerrigan.”
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