malt fart


the next morning after drinking large quant-ties of malt liquor (namely 40 ouncers) when you fart profusely and it smells like dead sh-t.
o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if sh-t were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it’s coming from my -ss in gas form. i got the malt farts

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