malte
a pure white kid that thinks he is black and hes from denmark
yo dog slice i am a malte and im really a white denmark kid
a really hot german dude. usually you’ll meet him in a camp during summer.
rachel saw sally and said,
“look at that hot german dude. i’ll bet his name is malte”
a crazy german who is awsome at riding anything with wheels. a malte is very fit guy who is always up for trying something crazy. he also has amazing hair that sometimes will vary from a mowhawk to pink spiky hair.
“we’ll let malte try that crazy jump so that we can laugh at him if he stacks!”
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