maltese dog
a small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it’s scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. it must also be switched on. thereafter, observe peaceful silence. the maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the g-ds.
person1: what’s that b-tchy high pitched yapping?
person2: that’d be the little b-tchyap next door – it’s a maltese dog
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