malto


something so incredible, it would cause stephen hawking to actually say “hax!”
guy 1: those ninja just killed stole the a-team van without ba barrachus noticing!

guy 2: that’s so malto!

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    mints which cause you to simultaneously -rg-sm and have minty fresh breath. they’re delicious. 1. mmm matt, you have a small tiny p-n-s; but this -rg-smamints will help me get off. 2. i had erectile dysfunction, so i tried -rg-smamints. now i can’t get it down.

  • Post Time

    a time to begin drinking. usually considered to begin after noon. the term comes from horse racing. post time is known as the time the race starts, once the horses are expected to reach the starting post” “it’s post time, let’s start drinking.”

  • Orgasmalicious

    a taste so delicious its akind to an -rg-sm for your tongue. this egg nog is -rg-smalicious. this word is used to describe anything that is awesome, beautiful, or s-xy. this is an -rg-smalicious party! or wow, that girl is -rg-smalicious

  • swab meat

    the contents of the biohazzard container at the doctors office think about it, swab meat, it’s funny if you’re a terrorist.

  • killtred

    it is the sh-t of all skate crues, k i don’t know how to describe it except.they party so f-ckign hardcore and they know how to wreck sh-t. they have theme friday nights and f-ck sh-t up. we went down to the beach on friday, and we got attacked and robbed by these crazy drunk […]


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