malva
is very well claimed to be the best super smash bros and melee player known. uses pikachu.
if you see him in action, it really is qquite astonishing how badly the other guy get’s beat into the ground.
real name is isai.
“lol i r t3h best ssb playa eva!!!a all u n00bz suck -ss now bow down to me!”
“malva will kick your -ss.”
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