Mamma Bear


the one friend who’s the responsible drinker, but still likes to party hard.
she’s a mamma bear!
the most amazing, beautiful, unique, hilarious and s-xy of all the female species in the universe. she is full of love and everything she does is perfect. she has been known to offer a roofie or two just before attacking.
if a woman ever does something that makes you feel like you’ve just experienced a perfect moment in life, then cracks a mom joke and gives you a b-n-r before you’re done laughing, well my friend, you’ve just been attacked by mammabear.

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