Mamma Murder
(n) a night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. she’s the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs–with just enough showing to blow your mind.
she’s a w-o-m-a-n and she’ll kill you with her verbs–meaning that she’s hot and she’s intelligent and she probably would kill you.
mamma murder’s got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
first she’ll use you–then she’ll lose you.
have you ever heard of her? she’s a murderer! mamma murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).
mamma’s a sinner–here to prove that satan is real.
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