mamsie
one who…
1. has really good food in her pantry
2. is very motherly
3. has parents named gampy and gammy
4. knows how to iron-on shirts like a pro
5. is an all-star softball pitcher
6.is going out with the manliest man anyone knows
7. knows that if u give guys a crumb…they’re gonna want the whole cookie
us: “let’s go reak havoc and cause mischeif”
mamsie: “now guys…why dont we bake some cookies instead?”
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