Man B Que

man b que
originating in chicago, man b que is a bar-b-que for men only. rules are specific, meat eating and beer drinking are recommended.

rules:

1. vegetarians are not allowed at the man b que.
2. only men attend man b que. exceptions may include m-ssage therapists and/or beer tub girl(s).
3. there are no vegetables served at the man b que. exceptions are only if a vegetable is in the tight parameters of meat in the form or a kabob or ketchup.
4. there is no asking at a man b que. there is only taking- -this is only after following rule #10 & 13.
5. remember: the beer you bring is a direct reflection of yourself. good beer is encouraged.
6. power tools are encouraged to be on hand at man b que, but not necessary.
7. man b que is only held during the week. weekends are for bar-b-ques where there is a slight chance of going home with a woman.
8. loose fitting attire is encouraged at the man b que. sweatpants and basketball shorts being the preferred attire.
9. only certain pets are allowed at man b que. specifically pit bulls, dinosaurs, gorillas and great white sharks.
10. man b que invitees must bring a minimum of 12 beers. trading of beers is only allowed if beers being traded are of equal value and taste.
11. there are no utensils at man b que.
12. a minimum of 3 different meats are to be served at man b que. maximum of 17.
13. a minimum of 6 pieces of each type of meat is required at man b que to share for others. unless you killed it, then you can bring the one piece for yourself.
14. swords are encouraged to be on hand at man b que, but not necessary.
15. you must shout at man b que.
16. your man b que name will given to you. no member of man b que can name himself.
17. always exaggerate at man-b-que.
18. only rock music is played at the man b que. preferably slayer, andrew w.k., dragonforce and black sabbath. some exceptions may include n.w.a. and johnny cash.
19. the only accepted term when agreeing with, giving props to and/or thanking, shall be man b que said loudly.
20. when referring to a female life partner, a woman you are currently having s-x with, a woman who has bore your sp-wn or any other woman (not blood related) whom you let into your living sp-ce more than twice a week, you must use the term, “my old lady.”
21. no emotions shall be present at man b que-. this being said; insults, false accusations and any other derogatory comments aimed at man b que invitees are strongly encouraged. -accepted emotions: euphoric happiness and enjoyment brought on by m-ss alcohol and/or meat consumption, hate and disgust.
22. man b que guests must be directly be invited by a presiding member of the man b que committee-. if not invited, aspiring guests must attempt bribe the committee with alcohol and meat. -this will not guarantee entry into man b que.
23. man b que invitees must recognize that it is an honor and privilege to be asked to partic-p-te in man b que. this being said, invitees can be asked to leave man b que by committee members without warning and no explanation is required.
that man b que last night made me smell like a grill.
originating in chicago, man b que is a bar-b-que for men only. rules are specific, meat eating and beer drinking are recommended.

rules:

1. vegetarians are not allowed at the man b que.
2. only men attend man b que. exceptions may include m-ssage therapists and/or beer tub girl(s).
3. there are no vegetables served at the man b que. exceptions are only if a vegetable is in the tight parameters of meat in the form or a kabob or ketchup.
4. there is no asking at a man b que. there is only taking- -this is only after following rule #10 & 13.
5. remember: the beer you bring is a direct reflection of yourself. good beer is encouraged.
6. power tools are encouraged to be on hand at man b que, but not necessary.
7. man b que is only held during the week. weekends are for bar-b-ques where there is a slight chance of going home with a woman.
8. loose fitting attire is encouraged at the man b que. sweatpants and basketball shorts being the preferred attire.
9. only certain pets are allowed at man b que. specifically pit bulls, dinosaurs, gorillas and great white sharks.
10. man b que invitees must bring a minimum of 12 beers. trading of beers is only allowed if beers being traded are of equal value and taste.
11. there are no utensils at man b que.
12. a minimum of 3 different meats are to be served at man b que. maximum of 17.
13. a minimum of 6 pieces of each type of meat is required at man b que to share for others. unless you killed it, then you can bring the one piece for yourself.
14. swords are encouraged to be on hand at man b que, but not necessary.
15. you must shout at man b que.
16. your man b que name will given to you. no member of man b que can name himself.
17. always exaggerate at man-b-que.
18. only rock music is played at the man b que. preferably slayer, andrew w.k., dragonforce and black sabbath. some exceptions may include n.w.a. and johnny cash.
19. the only accepted term when agreeing with, giving props to and/or thanking, shall be man b que said loudly.
20. when referring to a female life partner, a woman you are currently having s-x with, a woman who has bore your sp-wn or any other woman (not blood related) whom you let into your living sp-ce more than twice a week, you must use the term, “my old lady.”
21. no emotions shall be present at man b que-. this being said; insults, false accusations and any other derogatory comments aimed at man b que invitees are strongly encouraged. -accepted emotions: euphoric happiness and enjoyment brought on by m-ss alcohol and/or meat consumption, hate and disgust.
22. man b que guests must be directly be invited by a presiding member of the man b que committee-. if not invited, aspiring guests must attempt bribe the committee with alcohol and meat. -this will not guarantee entry into man b que.
23. man b que invitees must recognize that it is an honor and privilege to be asked to partic-p-te in man b que. this being said, invitees can be asked to leave man b que by committee members without warning and no explanation is required.
that man b que last night made me smell like a grill.
an even more manly version of a bbq. absolutely no vegetables allowed. it basically consists of a lot of craft beer and meat. there is usually a lot of yelling and loud rock music involved.
person #1: i’ve got a great idea, i’ve got a lot of meat and beer …
person #2: i see where you are going with this
everyone (shouting): manbque, manbque,manbque!

manbque is the correct spelling of manbecue. also trademarked.