Man Beads


necklaces or bracelets made of carved peices of wood or bone. typically worn by surfers, mountain climbers and legit guys that like adventure.metros-xual teenage boys going through an ident-ty crisis will often wear man beads to look like a surfer.
ryder is a legit wearer of man beads because he’s good at surfing and lives in new zealand.

chris can’t surf and lives in kansas but he dresses like a surfer by wearing hollister and man beads.
the dagly parts between a mans legs:ie t-st-cl-s, b-lls and narbles.
“da– it john hit me in the narbles” he abruptly exclamed as he rolled on the floor in pain.

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