Man-bortion
when one man finishes being the “catcher” in an act of -n-l s-x and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his b-tt-babies.
before danny takes his turn humping robby, he must first get rid of that, “oh so full feeling”. danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. p–ping out robby’s love nectar.
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the act of going for a huge manly sh-t after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising beer, spirits and takeaway food (most likely containing chilli or spice of some kind). the closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. coined by a group of lads from shrewsbury, shropshire, uk.
lad, i think i need to go for a manbortion!
dude i just went for one h-ll of a manbortion!
ah f-ck it smells like someone’s just had a manbortion in there! manbort! manbort!
when a man goes to get a vasectomy.
my friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.
the loss of manly things from ones life when a female becomes involved with ones life
i got a manbortion after my girlfriend moved in with me.
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