Man Cactus


used to describe the condition of male genitals created by pr-ckly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
diner: “stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!”
waiter: “im terribly sorry sir, but i haven’t shaved my crotch and n-ts-ck in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus.”
diner: “perhaps you should consider a manzilian”.

ho: go and shave your junk, you ain’t putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

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