man candy
an attractive, desirable man. a hot guy that chicks dig
“that saddam hussein he’s no man candy”
man candy man-kan-dee n. a delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one’s fancy and satisfies one’s sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one’s lips and appearing as a greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.
“i definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy.”
a fantastically good-looking, fit male.
some might call brad pitt mancandy.
a male that’s physically attractive and generally eye candy.
my boyfriend dyllan is total mancandy. yum.
any actor who was in the movie 300.
man, leonidus is a hot piece of man candy!
a guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and f-cks you at night (or day). he treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.
also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. one may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.
“i’d go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____’s party”
“_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is so p-ssed. i guess he didn’t understand how all this works, we are not dating”
1. meat. cooked medium rare or less. especially smoked. ribs, falling off the bone.
2. anything wrapped in bacon.
come get some of this man candy
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